My Auntie Mary told me I'd make a great politician, though I don't know how 30 years working in a biscuit factory had qualified her to make such a judgement, does your Aunty working in a biscuit factory too, officer?
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"Right then Mr. Hain. If you'd just like to step into the van, we'll get you back to the ward in no time. Mind how you go."
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My Auntie Mary told me I'd make a great politician, though I don't know how 30 years working in a biscuit factory had qualified her to make such a judgement, does your Aunty working in a biscuit factory too, officer?
ReplyDeleteThe Police know he's lying because his lips are moving.
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